May 2013
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
“I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14...”
– Stephen King (via allegorys)
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell:
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
